||[Nov. 15th, 2004|03:47 pm]
Share your sex life with us!
My sex life is pretty darn slow, actually. (Even my dreams are tamer than usual) Although I woke up last week at 4:30 or so, horny as hell. I was dreaming that I ran into my old crush at church. I told him that even though we were both married, I hoped we could still be friends. Then to make him jealous, I started hitting on a total stranger. This stranger and I hid behind some tables in a convention hall, and snuggled under a blanket. I was suddenly naked, and very wet. He started to stroke me, and here's where I woke up: moaning and grinding into the mattress. I woke up my husband and told him he needed to fuck me. Thank god he was already hard and hadn't gotten any in a while. LOL|
Then night before last, I dreamed about being at a Def Leppard show. This chick had her hand in my shirt, and this got enough people to stop paying attention to the band, that Joe Elliott himself came down from the stage to see what was up. He asked if I had a nipple ring. I didn't, but showed him my bare breasts anyway. I told him I had a piercing down south, if he wanted to check that out. He quickly put his hand in my pants, and began to play with the steel ball at my clit. (This is when my son woke me up).
Last night, I dreamed that I was standing in front of a mirror at a friend's house, masturbating. I didn't know where she was, and I was bored. So I stood there and watched myself play with my nipples and slip a few fingers inside myself. Then I realized I heard heavy breathing on the other side of the closet door. It was my friend. It got me hot enough to come all over the place- the mirror, etc. (female ejaculation- never done it until my dreams! LOL)